Accordingly, I have said all of these things in the last three days:
"Yucky! We don't eat trash cans."
"Please stop licking the bench." This said at the public play area at the mall. Gross.
"Stop shooting your brother with a grappling hook!"
"Take your face out of the potty!"
"Why are you eating my pillow?"
"It's not nice to hit Mommy in the face with a sword." "It just isn't, that's why."
"No tackling on hardwood floors."
"No bite! No BITE! NO BITE!!!"