"Yucky! We don't eat trash cans."
"Please stop licking the bench." This said at the public play area at the mall. Gross.
"Stop shooting your brother with a grappling hook!"
"Take your face out of the potty!"
"Why are you eating my pillow?"
"It's not nice to hit Mommy in the face with a sword." "It just isn't, that's why."
"No tackling on hardwood floors."
"No bite! No BITE! NO BITE!!!"
Bite back!
ReplyDeleteThat's hilarious. Honestly laughed out loud for a while. I've said a few of those to my daughter already. It's good to know all kids seem a little, um, closer to animals then civilized people at times; it's not just mine.
ReplyDeleteLori, I know! I should!
ReplyDeleteBrittany, yes, they are definitely closer to animals! Since I wrote this I have had to shake my head and think "pack of wolves" a dozen more times!